When you start finding lolcats funny

How is that funny?

So, the summer vacations are on, and it is all relaxing and all, and yes, you don't have to eat fried aubergine in curd any more, but heck, these days can get boring. They say an empty mind is the devil's workshop, well, I don't know about workshop, more like the entire Tata Nano factory(the closed one in Singur) to me. Well, I have been retro intro and all sorts of specting, and I came up with a list.
Here are some things which made me realise just how unemployed I am right now.
1) Unwinding an entire copper coil from a stabiliser transformer. Believe you in me, there is a LOT of wire in that thing. It took me an entire afternoon. Ah, fruitful times they were.
2) Fantasizing about making a video of yourself unwinding that coil and posting it on YouTube. Still over forty days of holidays left, it might just happen.
3) Playing hours of Crazy Cabbie on Facebook and wondering how many of you friends use CheatEngine 5.6.
4) Making those strange drawings that you get as SMSes, and always wonder who the hell made them in the first place. My repertoire include two faces, one with a goatee and the other one looks like that 7up guy, and a castle.
5) Trying to invent a new emoticon, and actually looking up Patent sites to learn how you can make money out of it.
6) Actually watch the entire thrashing of India by Zimbabwe. Both the times.
7) Getting fascinated by the download estimated time remaining, and counting down the minutes. I would suggest you try it, its more entertaining than watching paint dry. I..er.. haven't tried that one out yet. Honest.
8) Trying to microwave shampoo. Nothing spectacular sadly, it just fizzled and gave out a fume which made my eyes water.
9) Thinking up of ways to combine Chuck Norris and Yo mama jokes. Also trying to introduce a new type of joke, the banana split. I tell you, it has potential.
10) Counting the number of advertisements between breaks.
11) Finding lolcats funny.
12) Creating a new blog.
13) Making up lists like this.
14) Deliberately adding up a 14th point, just to point out that I am smart enough to realise that point number 12 and 13 are predictable and that you are calling me a smartass right now.
Now I know these are the best times, and the moment I am back in college, I am going to miss these days. But then, you never wanted your fancy whole wheat fresh baked loaves until sliced breads came along. Err...yes, I also tend to come up with really strange metaphors nowadays.